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boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

lord-sla:

lord-sla:

huffingtonpost:

Studies show that women apologize more than men, often for perfectly reasonable acts like, you know, taking up space. 

So watch this Pantene commercial here to inspire you to stop saying sorry for no reason. 

I hate this commercial so much, like, you stole his blankets, of course you apologize! HE NOW HAS NO BLANKETS, YOU ASSHOLE.
And the same if he steals the girl’s blankets, HE BETTER APOLOGIZE BECAUSE SHE NOW HAS NO BLANKETS ARE YOU SERIOUS I HATE THIS COMMERCIAL SO MUCH the women in this commercial are just being polite, you shouldn’t just not apologize because you deserve to be able to use the chair’s armrest, just like the dude should apologize for monopolizing the armrest I HATE THIS COMMERCIAL

AND ANOTHER THING WHEN THE GIRL WALKS THROUHJ THE DOOR AND ASKS IF THE PERSON HAS A MINUTE TO TALK, YOU EXCUSE YOURSELF BECAUSE WHAT IF HE’S BUSY??? YOU CANT HAHAHQ JAY WV WALL IT DUAN I HATE THIS COMMERCIAL

You have changed my mind on this issue thank you

lord-sla:

devilwithablackdresson:

i fucking hate tumblr so much seriously

you guys are always like “i want equality!” except gay people are better than straight people and women are better than men and poc are better than white people and trans people are better than cis people

if you claim you want equality, but put someone down because they’re privileged, that doesn’t make you an advocate for equality, it makes you an asshole

THANK YOU

links-butt:

jean-the-majestic-mustang:

stoned-levi:

ukesonfire:

dirkology:

dirkology:

dirkology:

WHEN I WAS

A YOUNG BOY

MY FATHER

disappeared into the night

STABBED ME IN THE ARM WITH A NEEDLE, AND LEFT MY SISTER AND ME CONFUSED AND HELPLESS AND I FUCKING TURNING INTO A TITAN AND WAS NEVER FUCKING SEEN AGAIN AND I STILL DON’T KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS IN THE SHITTING FUCKING BASEMENT GOD FUCKING DAMMIT 

image

TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

gokuma:

becausebirds:

Toucan discovers a traffic cam. x

omg

Free! Eternal Summer episode 12 locations: Sydney

Please do not repost without permission, watermarked to my twitter account @Ceestar928 
Blog entry

lebaenese:

My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members

kckilgannon:

welcome-to-the-pride-parade:

the-fandoms-are-everywhere:

ayyyyytyler:

fabuliciousfangirl:

d0ubleteamed:

thelanguager:

superlockedphan:

heckacentipede:

zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO

THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW

CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…

ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

This post is a train wreck

are you sure its not a
ship wreck

I will kill all of you

the titanic already took care of that

iT GOT BETTER

Not for the people on the titanic

OMG

yall will get a v.i.p in hell

Too soon?

swanfireheart:

littlemusicalwitch:

anglophilium:

One ring to rule them all

*heavy nerd breathing*

Coolest doughnut ever!

zachlilley:

fictionalmasterpiece:

zachlilley:

movie:

The Avengers (2012) for more movie quotes follow movie

Someone find the other gifs and finish this.

Hi. My name is Asia. I would someday like to see every human being treated and judged as equals.

I am not a feminist.
Do not label me as a feminist.
Just.
Don’t.

end0skeletal:

In case you are sad here are some animals wearing sweaters.

Gina Torres as Wonder Woman

Nicki Minaj as Power Girl

Laverne Cox as Huntress

Lucy Liu as Zatanna
Beyoncé as Black Canary

inspired by x